we all know the cops get the best smut
they get to steal it legally
paw it
drool
and fog it up with their breath fogging coffee and stale lust.
all that prime pornography,
pictures of dead children,
taking whores without paying and locking them in a cage to which only they have
the key,
each holstering it's own impotent pistol that may be only drawn once during their
entire career.